June 25, 2010
So I’m wondering why Sunsilk, Head n Shoulders, Pantene and the likes didn’t do any sponsoring this time around. Why do I wonder? I’m jealous ofc. Mashalla, some of these guys have such pretty hair!!!
I appreciate pretty things such as Georgios Samaras of Greece’s pretty hair. Very healthy too *spit spit*
Then there’s Martin Demichelis’s lovely, distracting locks too.
“Let me show you my hair’s longer than yours with this ball head nod trick”
We style our hair the same way sometimes- I think Argentina’s been using coconut oil thanks to India.
Edinson Cavani of Uruguay listened to his mom and ate his fruits and vegetables. Good job!
Simon Kjaer of Denmark, number 3, definitely puts chamomile tea in his hair to nourish his roots and keep his hair looking bright and golden.
These pictures do not do justice to Kjaers lovely locks- my apologies.
I wouldn’t mind exchanging hair tips, you guys..
June 21, 2010
Wallahi it has nothing to do with the fact that he was referee of the Denmark-Holland game, he’s jus plain thick.
At first, he strikes you as a real nice guy. The guy you’d be good friends with, and have semi-intelligent conversations with. You know conversations about fashion, football, good food etc. A friend of the family.
But dude, I’m glad you’re no friend of the family- cz I’d make sure of otherwise.
People are wishing he gets his ass back to France along with the French team right now and are threatening to beat him up with vuvuzelas… Come on!!! He did this to himself.
Those kind, pretty, brown, doe-eyes of his shuda really been harsh and lacking sympathy. Like Kaka deserved that second yellow card!!!!
Stephane, you need to take some more psych 101 classes or read some books on becoming assertive. I’m so glad I’m not head of FIFA’s referee office place or there’d be no evian for you!!
Arghhhh still can’t get over it!!
Lovin the passion Brazil 😉
June 19, 2010
Most of the time, I thank God we can’t hear language the players use. It’d be unbearable for the weak hearted, I imagine, as well as the conservative.
Nevertheless, lip reading is a blast. Some of my favorite lip reading moments so far have been:
Carlos Tevez (Argentina)- HIJO DE PUTA – Spanish for ‘Son of a bitch’
Karim Ziani (Algeria)- KAZZAB! Arabic for ‘Liar’
David James (England)- FOCCCCK!!! English for ‘Fuck’
To the referee:
Klose- ARSCHLOCH!!! German for ‘asshole’
Schweinsteiger- Du bist ein affe in verkleidung!! German for ‘you are a monkey in disguise’
Khedira- Meine vorfahren getoetet ihre vorfahren! German for ‘ my ancestors killed your ancestors’
Ok, I just made that one up cz Klose did NOT deserve that red card- arschloch referee!!
Simon Kjaer (Denmark)- For Satan!!! Danish for ‘dammit in Satans name’ (damnation and Satan aren’t two good things).
Lip reading’s so much fun!!
June 15, 2010
To all the critics,
Yes, I mean all “you big shots who deliver news to the world” people plus all the disser’s.
Simon Poulsen made a boo-boo, but haven’t you ever made an even worse one yourself?? So go lick diarrhea darlings.
It was a mistake!! He did NOT intentionally score an “own” goal, and laugh about it!
Read up on psychology and learn basic human reactions. And you call yourself intelligent and educated with your stupid puns.
Yea, you wana sell your papers and trampy articles- good job. Carry on making fun of people and earn your living. I’m sure you can sleep absolutely peacefully at night.
Don’t you get it? The greatest men on earth promoted peace, love and harmony and preached against roasting!
But- YOU. Of course, you don’t.
Roasting’s your habit love and even though I’m not into cramping your style, go swallow a screwdriver! Seriously.
Simon Poulsen did well, and like I said before. We ALL make mistakes- no matter the size, a mistake is a mistake.
Here’s to playing Cameroon next.
And yes I am very miffled.
June 3, 2010
So FIFA’s a couple of seconds away- starts June 11, and as always- I can’t wait.
I was raised with football. I was taught the lingo. Pele and Maradona were the Kings. I said Beckenbauer before I said nailpolish. I knew of no other Kingdom except for the Football one. GOAAAALLL was like saying please, thankyou and sorry.
And for some reason I can’t stop thinking of Pele today. May God protect him and his health.
When he released the Pele Mastercard, I attended the ceremony, saw him for real and got my very own Pele Mastercard. He taught me finance. I learnt why it was bad to max out a credit card.
I used to believe he was friends with both my grandfathers (may they rest in peace), despite the fact that they did not speak the same languages and lived at opposite ends of the earth. But then again, I believed in Rainbow Brite and that Spiderman would propose when I’d grow up. Spiderman doesn’t exist btw.
So this one’s for you Grandpa Pele. 17 and you worked your magic on Sweden. You made 1958 a good year. Four FIFA world cups and three gold medals sure is somethin.
I’m speechless. I adore what you are about. You are a living legend. You make me wana shed happy tears.